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Tourney Time

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

I love tournament hockey. It’s not for the hardware or the glory: in ten tournament tests, over the course of 4 seasons, my son’s team has brought home exactly one bronze and one silver medal. Many times we were mathematically eliminated before the last game was played, giving us sympathy not for the Devil but the Flyers and a healthy dose of humility.

I love tournament hockey because you experience every range of emotion that you know, compressed into about 60 hours. You have hope, when you arrive at a new hotel from which you have yet to receive a warning about hallway hockey games, and every scoresheet and tote board is as white as pure snow. There’s pure rush, when your team takes the ice for the first game, and well, anything is possible. There’s superstition, heightened when it snows here in Washington, DC, because snow has become something of a good luck omen for your boys. A first-round game in which you fall behind 2-0 surfaces disappointment, only to be chased by excitement as it’s 2-1, and then hoarse, throat-scarring cheering as the game is tied 2-2 with 40 seconds left. A team dinner brings pride, and appreciation, not only for the young men who play but for the parents, siblings and friends who have spent the past six months as my extended family.

Each shot on goal, each change in the game’s pace, modulates the tenor of the weekend and the potential matchups. We tied our first game, putting us in the middle of the pack, and then worked out a win this morning. Being up 3-0, we had our sights set on tonight; when it was 3-1 suddenly our opponents were the ones doing the mental mathematics and thinking through ways to stay in the hunt. A shot, a goal, a big save either way and you start to work the permutations in ways that high school probability teachers never anticipated.

Our goalie was startlingly good today. Three breakaways foiled, and a kick save on a rebound shot that would have had Chico Resch extolling his virtues until at least the next commercial break. Our blueliners stepped in to protect the house; one of our centers who was too sick to play yesterday scored a pretty short-handed goal; and the boys played as a team, on and off the ice. Not bad for a day that started a 5:45 AM. Every emotion includes exhaustion and bewilderment at the lack of easily reached Dunkies outlets near the rinks.

As I write this, a half dozen boys are playing a spirited game of knee hockey in my son’s room, using pillows and furniture for goals and slapping a foam puck around with the same intensity with which they chased the real rubber earlier in the day. They’re having fun, and they’ll remember the knee hockey game and the signs we taped to our doors long after the scores are forgotten.

Four hours from now, we’ll know what President’s Day brings: a medal game or a consolation game in which pride is the reward. Judging from the sounds next door, though, with Pillows having a slight lead over Desk Chair, the best reward has already been claimed.

Mamalushen with Chico

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

I bust a gut listening to the telecast of tonights Devils-Habs game. During the pre-game Chico Resch made a big deal of Sheldon Souray’s lack of scoring against Brodeur, trotting out enough cross-linkages between the Devils, Canadiens, traded players, Brodeur’s home town and defensement leading their teams in scoring to make a serious wikipedia entry.

Chico called it: halfway through the first period, Souray scored on a wicked shot. So much for trends, streaks and historical references. And then Chico said “Well, in Hebrew there’s a word for that, it’s ken-a-hora.” Nothing like some mamalushen (mother tongue) with Chico (Glenn) to dismiss a ken-dryden-a-hora (early blessing, invitation of the evil eye). Technically, it’s more Yiddish than Hebrew, but Chico gets a hall pass for at least being in the right demographic.

All’s well that ends well, and the Devils rallied, converted on both ends of their first 5-on-3 and half of the next one, despite losing Madden (facial laceration and swelling), White (upper body injury), and Gionta (groin pull while getting pulled down). Elias iced the cake with a nifty backhander, and zeit gezunt (be well) Chico.

Chico may decide that spurring the red and black on with some blue and white is a good idea, so here’s a handy field guide to Yiddish in hockey:

Nudnik. Brendan Shanahan. Even if it doesn’t concern him, he’s got his nose into it. I bet he knows what the inside of Jagr’s bag (interpret as you wish) smells like.

Petzel. Sean Avery. Literally, a little wiener. Not like the dog.

Klop. A wrist shot. Literally, kind of a knock, but with finesse.

Zetz. A more serious slap shot, with some serious lumber on it. What the “D” need to do - give the puck a zetz.

Meeskite. Ugly, really really ugly. Makes Pascal Rheaume (above) look like he should be on Grey’s Anatomy.

Heymish. What you’d expect to find in a man’s man den. Homey, yet solid. Rafalski’s goals: very heymish

Chico - welcome to the mishpocha (family). And if you’re laughing, make sure you check this out: