Mid Term Report Card
Saturday, January 27th, 2007Technically the season is more than half over, but calling the All-Star Game a mid-term break is fair enough. With 48 games in the can, the Devils are atop the Atlantic Division. A nice change from last year at this time. The run rate of 1.31 points per game translates to about 107 points for the season, which would be close to an all-time Devils record.<p>Let’s break it down:</p><p><b>Defense: B-</b>. I remember my father in law screaming “Jaworski” at the television set, turning off Eagles games in a rage because they weren’t worth the dollar or two in kilowatts to bring that misery into his living room. My kids will remember me yelling at Lukowich and Rafalski, and even some mistakes from Paul Martin. But lately they’ve been much better. Look at the test grades on this one and you’ll see early season ugliness with recent upward trends. Would be nice to get Oduya back, because he’s fast and smart. I miss Hale, and I’m not sure what he did to end up in the doghouse. Overall, Brodeur’s play has made the defense look better than it is at times.</p><p><b>Goaltending: A</b>. Marty is just <i>on</i>. Like really on. Goals have been scored, rather than “given up”, mostly due to screens, deflections or simply too many loose bodies near the blue paint. </p><p><b>EGG Line: A- but homework still missing</b>. Elias came out of his slump and briefly took over the goal scoring lead, and still has the team points lead. Gionta looks Rochester Retro rather than Sophomore Scoring Slumped, and Gomez is showing flashes of playing pivot rather than playing for pivotal contract moments. Still, they aren’t striking when needed, and (aside from Gio) their shootout utility deserves an “incomplete”.</p><p><b>Jay-Z Line: A, with a gold star from Dallas</b>. Parise earned a new nickname in our house: Freakin’. Right up there with Brylin. 6 points, Young Stars MVP, very nice. Zajac is having a great rookie year (for a normal rookie, discounting Ovie and Evgeni), and Langenbrunner continues to deliver. Down the stretch, these guys will give the EGG-heads a run for team scoring leads.</p><p><b>Checking Line: A with an extension for scoring</b>. Yes, they’re put up against opponent’s top lines, and when you see Jay Pandolfo piss off Bobby Holik you want to give him a lamp-lighting hall pass for weeks, but some more output would be nice. Still, Brylin moving to wing is great, and one of the reasons the goals-against average is hovering near a deuce is that the Devils aren’t getting killed on the power play, rather, they’re doing the killing. </p><p><b>Big Body Line: B</b> The fourth line is doing an above average (by NHL grading standards) job of creating some punch (literally in the case of Janssen and Rupp). They’re all big bodies that don’t create gravitational attraction for penalties.</p><p><b>Fans: Absent when picture was taken</b>. </p><p><b>Athletic Trainer: Repeating phys ed</b>. Is it me, or has the NHL become a groin pull ward? Fortunately, the Devils only lost White and Gomez for short stretches, but heaven help us if He Who Was Named To The All Star Game should find a twitch near the cup holder. </p><p><b>Alex Brooks: Revising his essay on the number 8</b>. The snowman seems to be getting the bad luck the last few seasons. Brooks has a broken foot. Klee didn’t get signed and bolted to the mountains. Larionov was pretty much useless as a Devil. And I may be the only person (aside from the equipment manager who packed his locker) who remembers the Sheriff himself, Vadim Sharifijanov, a first-round draft pick who ended up as trade bait for Mogilny back in 2000.</p><p>Can’t wait for real hockey to spin up again in 24 hours, with the Devils in Tampa Bay to remind Lecavalier that he was about minus-a kajillion in the All Star Game.<p><!–adsense–>